The Curious Case of Stor Perubatan

Colleague brought Hershey's Kisses chocolates which look something like this to store the other day.

It was minum time and since I didn't have the minum habit, I didn't join. So, I was left with my Ah Tao in the office. Ah Tao saw the chocolates. He picked one up, observed it for a while, then turned to me and said,

"Kisses??! Why kisses? What are these ppl thinking lah?"

"Look at the shape. It should be SUCK what! They should call it SUCKING!! Right? SUCKING!! Hahaha..."

Then he showed me the sucking gesture...

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I got "sha2 yan3" immediately.. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm..

Seriously, if that was from an Ang Moh, I'd consider it a verbal sexual harassment already.. Just imagine, Britney' song "If u seek Amy" got banned just because it sounds like "if u suck me" when pronounced fast... Suddenly reminds me of Prof. Ong's "sucking ice-cream" theory. Yucks!! XP Well, seems like I could just take it as Ah Tao didn't really understand what isi tersirat "SUCK" carries and laugh it off ba wtf...

Anyways, I'm sorry for not updating, peeps!! =P

As usual, "Busy loh..". Was in the crazy clinical dept before this ma. When done, I still got piles of PCI waiting to be completed. Not allowed to chin chai write.. So gotta do some reading up first loh.. Even during CNY, I was doing PCI eh... Sad dao~ T__T

Was transferred to Stor Perubatan after CNY. Just when I thought I could goyang kaki everyday, I was asked to prepare for my case presentation. Gotta present 2 clerked cases and hand in 2 reports this 11th of March. At the same time, research project kicks off. And forensic exams are soon to come. In spite all these, Ah Tao came out with several "brilliant" questions regarding management of store. I have to read up to get the answers..

X#$%*&^@?!

So every weekday, upon reaching home after 5p.m., I was only allowed a little time for newspaper and dinner. Then I had to start work immediately. That's why I've got no time for blogging loh.. =(

Nevertheless, working in store is really rather stress-free. Too bad I don't find myself enjoying much le.. It's just like an office gal's work!! I do stuffs like photostating, typing, printing, and even wraping books!!!!! As if I susah-payah (not) studied pharmacy just for that?? XP

But felt very happy when I was asked to handle things like purchase order, issue notes, quotation, commissioning & etc loh. At least I got to learn something ma.. =)

Am abit bit looking forward to working in OPD next week actually. It seems like a department at which I could learn much and fast. =) Hopefully I won't get the so-called post-OPD syndrome, i.e. falling sick ba. Hahaha...

Oh, by the way, I know it's abit late, but do u guys find this year's CNY very de sien? I spent mine in Singapore. It turned out just like every other public holiday. Not meriah at all leh.. It was surprisingly Q.U.I.E.T. Didn't hear ppl playing CNY songs loud loud or playing fireworks neh.. Of course fireworks are prohibited in Singapore lah.. Well, not as if they are not in Malaysia lah, but like ppl care? We're bad, yeah! I didn't even see kids in Singapore playing the infamous Pop Pop leh!! So guai geh?!! Ish... And they get only 2 days of school holidays in comparison to 1 whole week in Malaysia!!! What kind of childhood is that???!! Boring dao~

I wonder if the sien-ness was due to ppl still being haunted by the economic downturn.. Hmm.. And for that, I'm seriously grateful that as a public servant, I don't even have to worry a single bit about retrenchment and I get a rather handsome pay for a fresh graduate's standard. Kakaka... Thank you, Malaysian's gov!! XD

Oh ya, before I forget, Happy Belated 4th Anniversary, P105!! I wonder how many of us still remember that on Valentine's Day 4 years ago, we were actually lining up outside AAD (which was still located on the ground floor) waiting to be registered while grumbling about the stupidity of them for choosing this date as the first day of semester I. Hahaha... Super nostalgic wei... Anyway, love u guys/gals loads!! Muacks!! XD

By the way, St. Patrick's Day is around the corner!! On the 17th of March!! Ppl, must wear green and drink Guiness on that day oh!! Pls do remind me about it as well... Keke.. And I still regret deeply for not being able to join Cookie Monster Su Ann, Cheah Voon and Cheok Xin to the fabulous Ireland last year, due to the shitty chicken pox virus that attacked at the wrong time. Wuwuwu.... ='( Could only watched Gossip Girl (happily) in JBC G6... Chace Crawford is so cute!!~ XD

Just read this from newspaper yesterday. Lee Ann is going to direct a movie based on the novel, Life of Pi!! Can't wait! Hehe.. Finished Life of Pi last year. To me, it's quite controversial, especially the ending (mysterious island). Nice or not nice, it all depends on ur point of view. Sometimes I find it nice. Sometimes I think the ending spoilt the whole story. What's ur opinion then? Chua Ming & Cheok Xin, I know u gals have read the book as well dy.. =)

Oh!! And ppl ppl!! Adele's song, Chasing Pavements, rocks!! It was a love at first "listen" for me.. Haha.. No wonder she won the Grammy.. =)

On the other hand, (OK. I'm risking my life for saying this..) Fahrenheit, aka Fei Lun Hai C.A.N.N.O.T. sing!!!!! Gosh!! The only song from them that I like is TiAmo by Yan Ya Lun and Liu Li Yang. And by "like", I mean in particular the chorus only. Cause Liu Li Yang is the one singing!!!!! I skip Yan Ya Lun's part whenever I could cause it makes my bulu roma meremang and it definitely isn't in a good way!! Damn, I wonder if I'd receive any threaten message from their huge number of fans soon.. XP

I better run off and hide now. Kaka.. Ciao peeps!! XD

P/S. Made a trip to KL around Christmas time last year. I'd like to take this opportunity to express my gratitude to my dear frens who accompanied and entertained me throughout the visit. I appreciate that very very much. Great memory it was... Thanks so much! Hugz... =)

[EDIT]: YES!! Heath Ledger won the 2009 Oscar's Best Supporting Actor Award!! Sooooo happy for him!! He deserves the award!! Yes!! =D

Extreme Ramblings

Colleagues actually think that I'm a quiet and super guai girl, who stay home most of the time and doesn't go around partying, and even if I do go out I have to reach home by, say 10p.m., in order to obey to the curfew set by my parents. They also assume I'm the type of girl who has never been to a pub before and would go drunk immediately at a single sip of Heineken, not to mention hard liquor like Chivas.

Aaaaawww, don't u find them cute?

Miss all my dear frens who know my true colour so well suddenly... =)

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The super huge McD (erm, in Batu's standard lah) with drive-thru service is officially in operation today!!!!! Woohoo!!~ Looks kinda grand, doesn't it? =D

Sorry the pic is abit sucky. Haha.. Took it from the car =P

Miss Hu Yi Jie, at last Batu's McD is in the same position as ur Sitiawan's!! HMPH!!! Lol... XD XD

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Our P105 senior, Ai Lynn, was transferred to my department last week. Gosh, I was seriously delighted!! Finally someone whom I can talk to about the devilish Mr. Pepsi (too bad she actually finds Mr. Pepsi "hen hao!!") and the beloved Scotland and receive some appropriate responds!! Hehe...

I really have to thank her here, for making my life much more colourful than it used to be a week ago, and for inviting me and Pei Fung out for lunch thus saving us from the everyday-same-lauk-money-sucking canteen. Thanks very much, Ai Lynn!! =)

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Jeng jeng~~ The much feared Thalidomide!! Hmm.. Very plain hor? Doesn't look all that intimidating, no? Should at least have a shocking pink coating like EES what. Glamour sikit ma.. =P

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The handbag I bring to work everyday. Yeah, me with a handbag?? Hard to imagine, right? But can't possibly bring my sling bag to work eh ma. Am gonna look like a freak!! Haha..

The handbag is from Polo. Got 70% discount. Kaka.. Damn cheap loh and that's why I bought it. Not because I liked it so much that I gave in to temptation or whatsoever stuffs like that loh.. Sigh.. Aunty dao.. XP

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Last but not least, the vintage-looking Kang Kang!!!!! XD XD Looks like he's from the 70's, no? Eh eh, it wasn't me, ok? It was mum's idea!! The spec belongs to her hor!!! XD XD XD

Wild Thoughts

Realized it's quite easy to commit suicide in the satellite pharmacy.

See ya.. Drugs like Phenytoin, Theophylline, Digoxin and etc. are all within reach. Drugs of which a slight tiny bit of overdosage could lead to fatal consequences.

And these drugs could be given without the need of a pakar's counter-sign.

If I were to take a few more out while filling in prescriptions and hide them in my pocket and send them all down my throat with some water over lunch time...

Nyek nyek nyek nyek nyek......

Shit... I must have been too stressed out at work dy...

P/S. Just got to know today that a box of Olanzapine (28 biji) costs around RM400-500!!!!! And gov hosps are giving them out at the cost of a symbolic RM1 only!!!!! If u happen to be a gov servant, u dun even have to pay a single cent!! OMG!!!!! Malaysian's gov hosp ROCKS!!!!! XD =P

BeaRs' t@lK

Yup, as u have probably known, I'm in Singapore now. Stay at home most of the time. What to do? The sales are over. Without discount, I sometimes find the things here even more expensive than UK's standard!!!!! Surprisingly, huh? And I thought I would be spending money like water.. Ah cheh!!~

So, what to do at home? I accompany parents out for lunch everyday and fyi, Singapore's hawker's food not nice de lor =( Expensive somemore, ish.. Then, we go to supermarket to get ingredients for dinner and come back home. We have teatime and watch TV. I then sweep the floor and cook for dinner together with mum. After dinner, we watch TV again. Sometimes supper sometimes no.

Omg AUNTY DAO!!!!!~~~ XP XP XP XP XP

What to do? No fren here leh, except for Xin Hui. But we stay very far away from each other lah.. Haven't even met up once ever since we are here. Sob..Luckily I have my bears to play with. XD Only left with 2 bears. Mum brought the rest back to hometown dy. Now let me introduce them to u. Tada~ (Bi, u can stop reading from this point onwards XD)

Everybody says Hi to Rody!!~

Now to Kang Kang!!~

*Courtesy of mentee, Zi Kang* =)

Rody is a London cop. He always watches me to sleep at night to make sure no bad person comes bully me. XD

Kang Kang and Rody are very good frens. They take good care of each other.

They "bear hug" almost everyday.. XD

*Sis says they are gay de. Celaka...*

Singapore is really too hot for them liao. They miss London and their home (Harrods) very very de much...

They always look out of the window thinking of their frens in the UK..

Wakakaka.. What? Bears really do talk, okay? *Sayang-sayang-ing my bears* XD XD

P/S. Am still using my old hp number but the credit has expired. Will only reload the credit when I am back in Msia. My mum's hp pulak something wrong. Sorry if I didn't reply ur msg ya. My laptop Dong Dong was away for servicing for the past few days. That's why I couldn't online, too. Sorry ya!! =)

A vEry uSEfuL abBRevi@tIOn

The other day me & housies got very mou liu studying. Plus, it was a Friday night. So we decided to give ourselves a break and chatted in the living room.

Then we came to this topic, i.e. having guy frens who like sending confusing SMSes like "I miss you!!", "Muacks" & etc and makes u go like "Errrmm.. Okay, sweat! So now what am I supposed to reply him with???"

Ya know what I'm saying? Am sure many of u peeps have similar experiences before as well, right? Like, u don't even know if he means his words or he's simply flirting around cause u are not even close to him!! It just sounds inappropriate whatever u reply him with!

So now me & Xin have come out with a puuurfect solution. Short and simple. And tell u what, I seriously couldn't stop laughing wei!! Imagine the situation below:-

Shitty Guy: "Wish everything is well for u. Blah blah blah... I miss u!! Muacks!!"

So what are u gonna reply him with? Scroll down for the best reply of all time.. (whoa!! suspense-nya~)

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"WTF"

MUA HAHAHA!!!!! Classic wei!!! XD XD XD

How to Slaughter an Oily Toad for Dummies

Watched SAW IV the other day to destress. Hmm.. I simply love the SAW series to death! The plot is always so sickly brilliant (even though SAW III was a wee bit disappointing) and the ending is always so unpredictable that it makes u go like, "OMG!! SHIT!! What the..."

Anyway, I suddenly thought of my oily toad supervisor after finished watching. Then, I started portraying the scene below...

Oily toad wakes up one day to find himself in a totally unfamilar place with an aquarium-look-alike device fixed to his head. He gets all panic and starts struggling and accidentally clicks the "Play" button of the tape player in his hand. And he hears a voice saying,

"Hello, Alex. I wanna play a game. All ur life as a lecturer, u enjoy torturing students, especially those from IMU. Now I give u a chance to feel what they feel. In front of u, there are ten sushis (with blades sticking out). U have to finish eating them within 1 minute. Only then u will be on the route to salvation. Let the game begins..."

Oily toad groans and starts cursing only to realize that he's running out of time. He fails his task. The device on his head is immediately filled with Pepsi (diet) and eventually drowns him to death...

Mua hahahahaha... Shiok shioK!! The director of SAW should really consider my idea for the next sequel. Kakakakaka... XD

Ok ok.. Enough day-dreaming. Time to get back to my stupiak surfactants.. T_T

If U tHinK

THIS, is scary...

It's only 1/4 of what I have to read through for EACH of my assignment.

Up until now, I have passed up 3 of such kanasai assignments already. One more to go.

No la, not the whole journal lar.. Chee sin meh? Just an article of about 12-13 pages long from each of the journals lar...

Still, it's enough to cause the damage already. I think part of my brain is now burnt from trying too hard to understand what the heck those journals are about. I can no longer think like a healthy human subject...

Shit!! See? I said human subject, instead of human being.

And now I can't even remember things that happened moments ago. Oh well, did I just tell u that I can't remember things well nowadays??? *scratched head*

And when I'm out aunty-ing, I compare prices of Sainsbury's vege with Tesco's then I think, "Hmm.. Is the difference signicant? P<0.05?"

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

Maybe I should go read up some non-intellectual bimbotic magazines to wash the contents of the journals out...

Warning: Treatment is totally NON-evidence-based. Attempt at your own risk.

Reference: PL Chua. A non-randomized, double-unblind, placebo-uncontrolled, single center study on survival benefit of bimbotic magazines VS medical journals. Int J Chee Sin 2008; 1: 123-456.

I shall go dig my brain out and flush it down the toilet now... (-_-")

h@PpY EaSteR!! (-^_^-)

Been wanting to put this up for a very long time already...

But then la hor, got this super violent aunty who patahkan the head and limbs of her barbie doll to play masak-masak (oh my gosh!!) threatened to panggang him alive if I do so...

Now that she's soooo occupied with the kanasai PharmCare essays and that her frens are here, I guess she most probably won't have time for this lar...

Even if she does hor, like I care lar... XD So, here u go!!

WhoA!! My AH REIN is break-dancing!! So geng, right??? XD XD XD

Ooh ooh!! By the way, HAPPY EASTER!! =D That smiley face on the title was supposed to be a bunny one lar.. But really dunno how to "draw" the ears lar.. grrrrr... Wonder how I passed my Pendidikan Seni last time... Anyways, use ur own imagination lar!! XP

Just now I went out to get Unitel phone card (to call home! good girl leh?) and bumped into itu Wan Tan Minah on my way home lar.. Apparently she was damn stressed doing PharmCare essays when her laptop suddenly decided to get naughty and refuse to open any PDF file lar.. So she tak boleh tahan and came out to snap some flower pics to destress lor...

Obviously the angelic me accompanied her... In case she decided to go snap pictures of some angry dogs and then get bitten mar, right? So nice of me... I KNOW!!! XD

And she took picture of me looking like this...

Sometimes I really wonder how more silly can one look.... Uugh!!

Hmm... At least this is much better... =P

Han nah han nah... very geng lar!! Skill very good lar!! Next time pls photoshop me into the most gorgeousest supermodel-look-alike leng lui first before sending me the pics, k? XD XD

ASSIGNMENT SUCKS!!!!! XP

Hope u are feeling much better now dy... =) If not just come and kill me with lobster la, thank u very much!! XD

tHE 5tH tIMe!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stupiak ang mohs from G-3 triggered the fire alarm A.G.A.I.N!!!!!

Wah lao eh!! Just when I finally found the journal I want!! Kacau betul lah!!

Somemore my progression just now was quite fast eh! Nerdy mode finally switched on liao... Such thing doens't happen to me everyday one, okay?

See la see la.. Now it auto shuts off itself again and look what I am doing here... (-__-")

Even my hair was in nerdy mode just now.. i.e. tied up high with hair-band capturing my fringe firmly so that it doesn't fall all over my face and cover my view and stuffs.. U know, like Sadako from The Ring? But I look scarier than her with my hair band on lar..

The thing is, I HAD to walk out of the building with that hairstyle!!! Luckily it was 12noon and the sun was high up in the sky. If not ppl sure think JBC is haunted lor...

Hmm hmm... AND, I thought it would be quite easy to get evidences for management of myocardial infarction but I was SOOOO freaking wrong!! All the clinical trials also damn lao pek and outdated.. Like, what, 1984? I wasn't even born, man wth! So there was obviously no online version whatsoever and I gotta carry them all the way back from the library...

Man, journals ARE heavy!! T_T

tHiS Is wH@t sTResS c@N dO to OnE...

OK, so it was our dearest Wan Tan Minah's 32nd (Oopsy!! I mean 23rd) birthday yesterday. So, we went to ka ka cau cau at her place after a formal celebration at Mussels Inn (Uughh!! Am so gonna ban Mussels Inn from now on.. 4th visit in 2 months time!! Gosh.. XP).

Being inspired by this super hilarious That ad on Li Ping's blog,

we channel our stress from having to meet endless assignment's deadlines into this... (eh! Don't curi ayam! Watch the previous vid first!)

MUA HAHAHAHHAHAAHA... ROFL ROFL

ROFL!!!!!

*kena SOB* cough cough cough...

That was freeeeeeeeaking stupiak + lame wei!! Guess which dumb ass our sexy momma Yan Nee was imitating? *hint hint: PEPSI* XD

I seriously wonder how Yan Nee managed to keep her face + voice straight while saying,

"King Kiang Kong Kiang Kong, Peppermint Field Gel"

WAH KAKAKAKAKA... Yup! Malaysians are idiotic.. So what?!! XD

UNDERAGED DON'T LOOK!!

It's 3:30a.m. now.

It snowed an hour ago. Beautiful.. But,

I could only admire it from my room window cause

I have got tonnes of journals to read,

to find a way to treat severe alcoholic liver disease, a disease

stupiak alcoholics brought upon to themselves from chronic binge drinking.

F*CK!!

Just chatted with Jocelyn on MSN and

we were gossipping about this certain someone that we don't really like.

I mean, WTH?!! Gossiping at this hour??!!!

And we found ourselves could be such a...

BIOTCH!!!!!

LMAO... XD