THIS, is scary...It's only 1/4 of what I have to read through for EACH of my assignment.
Up until now, I have passed up 3 of such kanasai assignments already. One more to go.
No la, not the whole journal lar.. Chee sin meh? Just an article of about 12-13 pages long from each of the journals lar...
Still, it's enough to cause the damage already. I think part of my brain is now burnt from trying too hard to understand what the heck those journals are about. I can no longer think like a healthy human subject...
Shit!! See? I said human subject, instead of human being.
And now I can't even remember things that happened moments ago. Oh well, did I just tell u that I can't remember things well nowadays??? *scratched head*
And when I'm out aunty-ing, I compare prices of Sainsbury's vege with Tesco's then I think, "Hmm.. Is the difference signicant? P<0.05?"
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!
Maybe I should go read up some non-intellectual bimbotic magazines to wash the contents of the journals out...
Warning: Treatment is totally NON-evidence-based. Attempt at your own risk.
Reference: PL Chua. A non-randomized, double-unblind, placebo-uncontrolled, single center study on survival benefit of bimbotic magazines VS medical journals. Int J Chee Sin 2008; 1: 123-456.
I shall go dig my brain out and flush it down the toilet now... (-_-")
8 comments:
im not sure if i will b able to function in our discussion tonite!! feel so brain dead!! now tengah berstoning...feels like ive totally lost my memory. adverse effect of journal overdose!!
Nvm nvm.. Dun need to function.. Just make sure u feed us with loads of goodies when we are depressed... XD =P
wahhhh how did u manage to STEAL so many journals out of the library??? no wonder bumped into u there that day :P
next timm read ur double blindy study journal lolz
Tien, u know what? I actually got muscle ache on both my upper arms after returning the journals lor!! And it lasted for 2 days somemore!! wuwuwu... T_T
kaka.. sure sure!! u wanna become co-author also can de.. XD
Reference: PL Chua. A non-randomized, double-unblind, placebo-uncontrolled, single center study on survival benefit of bimbotic magazines VS medical journals. Int J Chee Sin 2008; 1: 123-456.
well I cant find the electronic copies, is the print copies available in lib or block G?? wakaka
Qing ai de~ If u are interested, I know there is an audio version of that journal in JBC G6-1.. XD
The journal is too exotic liao. Subscription fees very expensive leh. Our library cannot afford lah.. XD XD
OMG, i think everyone is having side effect of assignment overdose.. ie chi xin liao..
ah mein!! my mental health is back to normal again!!
NO MORE ASSIGNMENT!!!!! YAY!!!!!~~~ =D
Post a Comment