Watched SAW IV the other day to destress. Hmm.. I simply love the SAW series to death! The plot is always so sickly brilliant (even though SAW III was a wee bit disappointing) and the ending is always so unpredictable that it makes u go like, "OMG!! SHIT!! What the..."
Anyway, I suddenly thought of my oily toad supervisor after finished watching. Then, I started portraying the scene below...
Oily toad wakes up one day to find himself in a totally unfamilar place with an aquarium-look-alike device fixed to his head. He gets all panic and starts struggling and accidentally clicks the "Play" button of the tape player in his hand. And he hears a voice saying,
"Hello, Alex. I wanna play a game. All ur life as a lecturer, u enjoy torturing students, especially those from IMU. Now I give u a chance to feel what they feel. In front of u, there are ten sushis (with blades sticking out). U have to finish eating them within 1 minute. Only then u will be on the route to salvation. Let the game begins..."
Oily toad groans and starts cursing only to realize that he's running out of time. He fails his task. The device on his head is immediately filled with Pepsi (diet) and eventually drowns him to death...
Mua hahahahaha... Shiok shioK!! The director of SAW should really consider my idea for the next sequel. Kakakakaka... XD
Ok ok.. Enough day-dreaming. Time to get back to my stupiak surfactants.. T_T
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wahahahahaha... if i were the director i will definitely use ur idea, i guess most of the P105-ers esp ur research grp mates will agree, hahaha...
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THE VENGABOYS ARE BACK IN JBC
Oh my gosh ChuaPei! Sadistic betul!!
Lesson of the Day : Do not cross ChuaPei!
~ming
p/s : haha but oily toad (summore can think of such creative name!) deserves it lah!
Qing ai de~ WHAT?!!!
MY FIONA DARLING IS GOING TO THE BALL???!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Wu wu wu... saya mau pigi bola jugak... T_T
OI!! Jocelyn Hoh!! Is that u ah???!!
Somebody damn freaking "mou liu" loh!! Called me in the middle of the day let me listened to Vengaboys' "Boom Boom Boom"...
What the??? (-_____-|||)
I thought it's some stupiak drunkard ang moh somemore... LOLZ... XD XD XD
Haha... Bi, at least I let him eat his favourite food as task and drown him with his favourite drink eh!! Don't u think I am actually being very de kind?? XD XD XD
P/S: Obviously I'd never be linked to the word "creative" lor. Who else but Tan Lu Yi would have such creative mind?? XD
eh as mou liu as i am (not that im mouliu actually) im not that vengaboys la!!! i dun even have that wat boomboomboom song ok! kick u la! hahaha
wantan minah
Eh, MouLiu Hoh, u seriously CANNOT act lar... XD
It's soooo NOT obvious that it was YOU lor hor?? Haih...
Scared dy leh? Yan Nee said wanna jinx ur research project (not like ours are not already jinxed lar).. Now u dun dare to admit dy leh?
Nyek nyek nyek..
haiyor! cekik u till u turn purple also u still wont believe me will u?!?!?! keksi me la!! yannee wasnt jinxin my research project. she didnt specifically mention me hahaha
hey vengaboys can u pls reveal urself? or else this chuchuling keeps buggin me about it!!
ive been wantan minah, lalat, cockroach, muthusamy, halimahton, grapegrape, grapefruit, jocelyn hoh from sungai petani and duno what else but vengaboys has never crossed my mind k! hahaha
yea who the heck are the vengaboys? this person basically leave comment in urs, mine, fionna's and don't know whose blog that "they are back in JBC", and i did pick up the phone with no one talking except the Boom Boom Boom... who the heck is that???
Mua hahahahhaha...
So seems like it really wasn't u huh, grapegrape? Hmmmmmmm.....
Eh, but know what, actually u still look suspicious to me ya know? Kakakakaka...
Come kill me with lobster ba!! =P
Qing Ai De~ U also kena???
Wah lao!! Just what the heck is this fella trying to do lar?? Hmm...
I wonder which fella in our batch is soooo free now that he/she can afford to play prank call???
And have such bad taste in music... XD XD XD
Ms Ling,I would be very careful about posting blogs like this.
Alex
Yeah right!!
Happy April's Fool... BlueK!! =P
Who's this lah?? Eh, why u so free one? Come help me do my Discussion leh.. XD
and pls dun blame me for that 'alex' again ah!!! hahaha
Im suspecting jocelyn!
~ming
p/s : chuapei...if i dont survive till friday, pls send my mayat back to malaysia pls! if too expensive then just bury me in front of jbc then seagull can feed on me. gah!
Yala!! JOCELYN HOH!! I also think it's u lor.. Suspicious dao~ Scary, ok?!! BLUEK!!
Next post:
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Bi, why so stress? Caffeine intoxicated again oh?
Don't worry.. From past experience, most probably ppl like Xin and Su Ann will be the one sending our mayat home.. At least u have a companion... XD XP
eh pls har!!! i dun even have time to shit let alone pretend to b an oily toad!! keksi me!! vengaboys also me, AM also me...wat next! hahaha
anyone who is so so bored just come and leave stupid message on peiling's blog lah, dont worry that ur identity will be revealed, cos no matter what name u put, peiling is just gonna suspect jocelyn ,wahaha~
ahhaha.. jocelyn of sungai petani, now u know how bad ur reputation is already, huh? XD
wah lao eh! then I really hope that "Alex" is not the "Alex" we know.. otherwise I can flush my FYP down the toilet liao.. XP
Eh eh!! Qing ai de~ Now u are making urself very suspicious by saying that ya know??
HOR!!! Faster telL!! Are u Angela or Alex???!! XD
P/S. That Grapegrape Hoh is simply sooooo blame-able lah.. XD
Qing ai de, pls lah, you read my latest post about leslie right? you should know april fool's already become my taboo after 2003 okay? i really got no mood to joke with people on 1st April loh...
but well, beware of that mysterious ALEX ...
Miss Ling,
I thought this post would have been taken off after my first comment.
A.
Hehehe.. ok ok.. sorry sorry.. Qing Ai De~
My bad.. XP
Malign you malign Jo dy.. XD SORRY!!
Well, FYI, the publication time under ur comment sold u off.
It's in US time, which means u add 8 hours to it to get UK time.
Ur comment was published at 3a.m. UK time, OKAY?? Come on lah, tell me which lecturer who needs to teach the next day would stay up till late just to stalk on a student's blog??
Only pathetic souls who need to rush for their FYP, like us, would stay up till this God-forbidden hour lor.. And not many ppl in our batch would stay up till 3a.m. AND read my blog AND know his style so well.. so,
TAN LU YI!! IT'S YOU LAH!!! DUH!!!
Just admit it lah!! If not I jinx ur FYP ah!!
Hmm.. I have the potential to become detective Conan seriously.. XD
FINALLY im not blamed for another weird doin!! hahahaha tan lu yi!! u veli clever ah~ hahaha
OMG-____-
it's NOT me lah.
I'm shot to death for no reason.
fish
Next post:
"How to slaughter a PORCUPINE named CICI, a TEDDYBEAR named SMONG, a BIRDDIE named ALMOND, and a FISH named TAN LU YI"
Thank u very much...
nah i add another comment so u have 30 comments now
31st!!
~ming
Oopsy!! Interrogated Tan Lu Yi and apparently it wasn't her wor.. Hmm Hmm......
I ter-killed her whole family liao... Kakaka... XD
Detective Conan yang gagal.. XP
JOCELYN HOH & CHUA MING!!!
WTH?? U both damn mou liu lah, okay?? Why wanna berrebut-rebut leave comment on my blog?? (-__-")
Make me feel like famous blogger like Xia Xue and Perez saja lah.. XD Ya know, like there are always ppl leaving stupiak comment on their blogs which goes like
"First?? Yay!!~" XD XD XD XD XD
nice story line :) hehe.. gambateh! another day to go n show him wht u hav :) muaks!
Wah lao!! Yuan lai Xin Hui also reads my blog one oh?? XP
My honour!! =D
Thanks, dear! U also jia you, k? I do until damn sien dy... Feel so much like giving up... Can I?? XD
Okay, ppl. The case is now officially CLOSED.
Thanks to my excellent acting skill (mua haha...), I've found the murderers, oops, I mean imposers dy... Here it goes:-
A mou liu cyber-fish in the pond got very sien on April Fool. So she decided to disguise herself as an oily toad. A bunch of grapes hanging on the tree saw it and thought it was fun! So the grapes transformed herself into an oily toad as well and joined the game...
Got it? Hmm... I don't understand why appearing as an oily toad is an appealing idea to them... I seriously give them dotz... (-__-")
Btw, in the process of identifying, an innocent but unfortunate fish from the sea of journals swam by and was mistaken as the cyber-fish culprit and got her whole family slaughtered... Kesiannya~ That's why the cyber-fish felt bad and finally admitted guilty.
Now that the cyber-fish is forced to reveal her identity, she got a bit "bue song" lah.. She wished she could remain as an oily toad... which I don't exactly understand why also lah... Perhaps she enjoys eating sushi and drinking Pepsi Diet, too. XD XD XD
OK.. I feel my life is in danger now.. I request for a bodyguard 24/7!! SOS!!!~~ XP
P/S. Fish, u deserve the credit for persuading cyber-fish into turning over a new leaf. So, worry not. Ur Cici, Smong, and Almond will all go to Heaven... Amen... XD XD XD
i kena con!!! shouldnt have revealed myself so quickly! wont believe u d next time!! but pity that fish n her family...tak pasal-pasal kena hahahahaha waiseeehhh...this would b comment number 37 wei...huiming faster now ur turn to b 38!! hahahhaah
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