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The conversation between 2 pharmacy and 1 medical students...

Melvin : Eh, when are you going back BP ya?
Me : Most probably this coming Saturday gua...
Yi Jie : Har?!! Melvin, you are from BP also ah? So u know Hendrick la?
Me : He's not from the same school as me and Hendrick la...
Yi Jie : Chew!!~ Must be from a banana school la then..
Melvin : No!! Since when High School becomes a banana school? And I am not a banana, ok? I know how to speak Mandarin!!
Yi Jie : Oh, really? Then speak to me now la.. You look just like a banana la..
Melvin : Wait wait.. I know egg is ji dan (鸡蛋), meat is rou (肉), vege is cai (菜), and rice is fan (饭)!! See?
Yi Jie : Can you like speak in one complete sentence ah?
Melvin : Ok Ok.. listen ya... Wo xi huan chi chao ji dan (我喜欢吃炒鸡蛋)!! Har..
Me and Yi Jie : What?!! Chao ji dan (炒鸡蛋)?!! Haha... Sounds like foul word la..
Melvin : Why? What's wrong? Ok Ok.. I know already... It's zha ji dan (炸鸡蛋)!! Correct?
Yi Jie : Haha.. zha ji dan (炸鸡蛋)?!! Said u like to eat zha dan (炸弹) even better la...
Melvin : Not zha (炸) ah? Then what do u call fry?
Melvin : Eh, faster tell.. What is fry in mandarin la?
Yi Jie : It's called jian (煎) la...
Melvin : Oh ya!! Jian (煎)!! That's the problem la.. that's the problem... jian ji dan (煎鸡蛋)!!!


That's how a future doctor trying hard to prove that he's not a banana... XD Great achievement though!! Hahaha... =P

Sunkist!!!

Ganas Voon was in bright orange polo tee and white pants today. So, when Alicia was about to leave, she bid us farewell. And it goes...

"Bye Bye Pei Ling! Bye Bye Ah Fhern! Bye Bye Xin Yin!" and finally...

"Bye Bye Sunkist!!!"

Wah haha... SUNKIST!!! Good one, Ah Cia!! XD

So this Ganas Voon started to rebutt lo...

"Wear purple said I look like brinjal!! Wear orange said I look like Sunkist!! Luckily I am not in black pants today. If not ma become black tangerine liao??!"

We lagi couldn't stop laughing. So when she finally tak boleh tahan her new fabulous nick, her true ganas self emerged!! Wanted to slap us wor!!! Memang live up to her name...

Ganas wer!!~~~ =P

Touched...

It was 830p.m. Yi Jie and I were on the way home from taekwondo training when I felt my phone vibrating in the bag. So I took my phone out to check on the sms and gasped...

"Ah Bi, there is a flasher in red shirt, red cap and super mini shorts!!! Be careful, k?"

The sms was from my Ah Bi. I thought she was just kidding, and so took my time to reply (which makes me feel kinda bad now). But yes, true enough, my Ah Bi WAS flashed... However, the first thing she did immediately after that was to sms me, and warned me to be careful of that stupid fella. The incident happened at the overhead-bridge and he was heading towards the direction of our university. Ah Bi was afraid that he would bump into us and repeat the same disgraceful act...

Well, maybe to many of u all, that was merely a sms. But it seriously touched my heart... Just imagine.. Ah Bi is a girl.. She must have been traumatised by that incident, or at least frightened maybe. But the first thing that came to her mind, was me... was to sms and warn me about the flahser... was to prevent me from experiencing the same frightening moment... and was to protect me from that disgusting fella...

Thank you so much, my Ah Bi Bi... You are the BESTEST Labby I could ever get in this world... You are so great and loveable!! Feel like hugging u so much right now... I promise that I will TRY to jaga your image more from this moment onwards. Haha... XD Love you deep deep!!! Muacks Muacks!! (sound so much like a lesbo -.-")

Ah Bi's IC

Ah Bi showed me her IC while we were supposed to be studying in the library just now. Guess what? My ah bi actually looks like an Ah Ma with no tooth and she smiles like a kucing!!! Mua Hahaha... XD

And to my dearest Ah Bi who's sitting right opposite me now, I don't think it's necesarry for me to jaga your image lo, since you have never had one before also... Wakaka...XP

《孔雀森林》 读后感

用了不到一天的时间，就把 《孔雀森林》 这本书给读完了。就为了阿亮叔叔的 challenge。。

“诶，我 challenge 你在今晚把 《孔雀森林》 读完！你读完的话我就请你吃冰淇淋！”

说真的，还挺喜欢这本书的。。保持了蔡智恒一贯的水准。至少我本人认为它比藤井树近期的作品好看多了啦。。藤井树，你的 《有个女孩叫Feeling》 的水准去了哪儿啦？

对主角智渊的印象不错，但是却不喜欢他的懦弱与犹豫不决。。。

喜欢荣安的真。。虽然他常闯祸，又有点怪怪的，但是他真的粉口爱！！

喜欢刘玮亭，即使她的出场次数不多。。总觉得她和自己挺像的。。虽然我选的不是老虎。。。



“你在森林里养了好几种动物，有马，牛，羊，老虎，和孔雀。如果有一天你必须离开森林，而且只能带走一种动物，你会带哪一种？”

我选择了马，你呢？



注解：马 = 自由
牛 = 事业
羊 = 爱情
老虎 = 自尊
孔雀 = 金钱

Ku Je Kau Kau

My ah bi brilliantly drew a matchstick man (and she claims that she used to score A for Pendidikan Seni) representing Lemongrassy in Ganas Voon's Christmas card (that she bought for herself, sad-nya~~) during PP2 lecture on NHS Act. Below are the 3 "greetings" she wrote for Ganas Voon...

"Ganas Voon Loves (represented by a heart shape) Chong Chong"

"New hair style!!" (with arrow pointing towards the few lidi standing on top of the matchstick man's head)

"Ku Je Kau Kau!!" (with arrow pointing towards the not-so-fitting pants hanging on the matchstick man's waist)

Yeah, that's my ah bi's Mandarin standard.. She was actually trying to mean 裤子高高, i.e. pants worn till super high up... (-_-")

"Ku Je Kau Kau!!" My Goodness.. Damn funny la... XD

P.S. Lemongrassy is someone who always wears his pants till super high up and just had a new hair cut today and teaches us PP.. His relationship with Ganas Voon? Me and Ah Bi postulated it to be NOT just as simple as tutor-tutee... Ngek ngek ngek.. XP

cANcER DrUgs pRoMOte cELL prOlifErAtIOn???

Compiling Group A and B results for DD3 report now... Dots.. most of the results actually show that AG1478, a cancer chemotherapy drug which is supposed to destroy cancerous cell, actually promote growth.. (-_-") what is this la???

Bravo!! Did a statistical paired T-test to compare the normal result, i.e. allies with the theoretical value one, with a result that show 300% cell proliferation. Know what? The T-test proves that the difference is insignificant!!! (><") Fan shu!!!!! (番薯,i.e. potato)

Cancer drugs promote cell growth?? T_T

Ban!!!~~

Below is the conversastion between three pharmacists with a "promising" future...

Me : Eh, why group B ppl never come for PP Case Law Tutorial one har?
Ah Bi : Duh!! Of course lah!! They are having it in SR6 instead ma. Ban!!~~~
Ganas Voon : Haha.. Ban!!~~~
Ah Bi : Eh, you realize or not? Actually when u say Ban!!~~~, can hear the gema one lo. U try and see..
Me + Ganas Voon : Ban!!~~~
Ah Bi : See?? Very fun, right?
Ganas Voon : Haha.. Eh, can u both stop being so childish ah? 21 years old already le...
Me : What? I am still 20 only, ok? Most-Kissable-Lips, Ban!!~~~
Ah Bi : Har? What? Got ppl voted her for Most-Kissable Lips ah? Aiyo.. that person must be blind one la.. Ban!!~~~ (while shaking her head)
Ah Bi : (suddenly) Eh eh!!! Actually if u do it while shaking your head, u get more shiok out of it leh!! Haha.. Seriously!! Try try!!
Me + Ganas Voon : Ban!!~~~ (shook our heads violently)
Me : Haha.. The effect of gema is even bigger now leh.. Ok ok.. Let's do it together now.. one, two, three...
Ah Bi + Ganas Voon + Me : Ban!!~~~ (heads shaking violently...)

Well, if u wish to be as smart as them, now do this together with me...

BAN!!!~~ (don't forget to shake ur head violently...)

Shiok, right? So, do u feel like a genius now?? XD

P.S. : Ban = 笨 in Cantonese